I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself
if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong
when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is
OH MY GOD.
I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.
COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL
Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.
and heat smells fat and heavy
I laughed so hard no sound came out
how to not see spoilers
- finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr
my heart says yes but my mom says no
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that
"Alright mam, your total will be $10,579.49"
*slides selfie over the counter*
but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment
My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”