Hi.

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

celestial-sexhair:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

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the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

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We did it kids

welcome to the internet

I CRIED CUZ THIS IS SO PRECIOUS OMG

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

clrama:

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   ʷʰʸ         jeans with fake pockets   ʷʰʸ

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iamthekingofsassgard:

Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”

Me, every minute of every day.

Me, every minute of every day.

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

wifigodz:

plost twist: another harry potter book comes out about all their kids

gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future